摘录"加菲猫的经典语录"

1,Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2, Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

3, Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

4, Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

5, God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.

6, The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。

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